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Welcome to Cfporn!

As you have probably noticed, things have changed around here. Thanks to Dangerdave and Adult Partner we now have a new script, categories, and more search engine targeted traffic than ever. Plus, now that the script is a bit more automated I wont get behind again! :)

THE RULES!



The Basics - (Break these, get banned!)

  • 2 or more galleries of 10 or more photos(20+ photos total)
    OR
    120 seconds worth of movies in at least 10 second chunks.

  • No More than THREE external links per page. This doesnt include recips, but it does include extra offsite galleries, link sites, TGP's that you own, and/or banners, sponsor links and the like.
  • " Free Sites" Consist of a
    1) Clear Cut easy to read warning page
    2) a "main" page that links to your galleries and other content
    3) a gallery page with easy to obtain content.

The Rest Of The Rules (Read these! or hell, at least skim em, ok?)

  1. NO POPUPS. This one should be obvious. This is Console Free Porn, afterall. This obviously includes any viruses, or autobookmark scripts, or plug installers. Obvious to me, anyways.
  2. NO LINKS THAT OPEN IN NEW WINDOWS. We're adults. we only need the one window to surf. Lets not involve other windows in our one window relationship. No acceptions :)
  3. You Must linkback to us. You have to use one of our approved Recips. If you deviate from this, you'll have less of a chance of getting listed. I understand that some website designs require things to look a certain way, so a handful of acceptions might be made. Dont bank on it.
  4. NO SITES WITH IP ADDRESSES. buy a domain, ok? They're cheap. If you cant afford 15 bucks, dont submit here.
  5. NO FREE HOSTS OF ANY TYPE. Sorry, its just not acceptable. If something happens to their server, we have to blame you. Easiest way around this is for you to get your own server. Just do it. I use M3server, check out their DS plans.
  6. PAY/AVS sites, we ask that you link to us from OUTSIDE of your pay area. Trust us, its best for us both this way. If you want you can link from both outside and inside, but, that's not neccessary ;)
  7. PAY/AVS sites, you must include a temp password for your sites. We need to make sure that we access your site the same way a surfer would. We dont have any AVS keys as it is, you must provide one. If you cant do this, you cant submit here.
  8. NO BLIND OR MISLEADING LINKS. No misleading "ENTER" links. No misleading "gallery" links. This is just entirely unnacceptable. This is the number 1 reason we reject websites. Make sure its clearly obvious where a link takes a surfer at all times.
  9. NO OVERLAYS. This includes flash, java, or anything of that type. I dont care if its how you designed the navigation for the site. If your site has an overlay ad it simply will not get listed. Normal flash and java are fine. you should know the difference by now :)
  10. YOU MUST RECIP FROM THE PAGE WE LINK TO. No "links pages", no "awards" or "recips" pages. It must be on the very same page our link leads to and it must be displayed in an obvious location. Do not hide your recips, do not put them under the "enter" link, and dont dwarf them on a page with huge ads.
  11. NAME OF THE SITE YOU SUBMIT MUST APPEAR ON THE SITE ITSELF. Either via an image file or text, or both. It should be at the top of at least your warning page, or main content page. If you submit "ASIAN ASS BANG" those words better appear exactly that way on your free site.
  12. PICTURES AND MOVIES MUST BE THUMBNAILED AND... those thumbnails cant be misleading, they must represent the content correctly, must lead to the picture it represents and cannot be the actual picture itself embedded on the page really small. Go buy thumbsplus. Its great. I'm stupid and even I can use it!
  13. ALL CONTENT HOSTED ON THE SAME SITE- So, obviously this means you cant count a "free hosted gallery" as content. The pics, or movies, must be on the same url. Simple.
  14. NO FULL PAGE ADS. Sorry, they're annoying, surfers hate them, I hate them. Why dont you hate them too?
  15. NO MORE THAN 1 LINK REQUEST PER WEBMASTER PER DOMAIN. Using multiple email address will get you blacklisted. Occasionally we run domain names through whois and we arent stupid. Dont risk it, ok?
  16. NO AUTOSUBMITTERS. Ever. We review your website by hand, why dont you submit it that way? You can read my blog while you're here too. This one will get you blacklisted.
  17. NO PRESETUP TGPS, LINK LISTS, HOSTED SITES. Dont submit your sponsors hosted site to me, even if its branded. Dont submit an affiliates toy store with your name on it. This doesnt float :)
  18. FULLSIZED PICS ON HTML PAGES are allowed, but we have some rules here. Obviously you need to link them from a thumbnail gallery, not strung together with "next" buttons. They can only have 1 external link per page.
  19. PHOTO SETS SHOULD BE IN ORDER - This is a new pet peeve of mine, though I've been guilty of it in the past. The photos should be displayed chronologically. The first gallery should be the foreplay, the second gallery the climax... not the other way around. Make sense? If it starts with the cumshot and ends with them putting on their shirts, you're not getting listed.
  20. WEBSITES SHOULD WORK IN 600x800 MODE. I run my computer at 800 x 600. I approve links based on that. Almost 40% of all computers that visit cfporn.com are 800 x 600. If it doesnt look right in 800 x 600, it wont get listed. This means dont use tables and images that are more than about 750 in width. If I have to scroll, I will click no!
  21. NO 3RD PARTY COUNTERS - These guys are sneaking misleading images onto your site. It stops now. If you need stats, install a server stats script. If you cant do that, get a counter script from hotscripts or elsewhere. If you cant do that, hire someone that can. :)
  22. OBVIOUSLY FAR TOO LARGE ADS - You may think its allright to have a text ad that takes up as much space as your pics do, but I dont :) So, if you're really going nuts with excessive text blocks or banners, you may be judged poorly. Besides, do you really think surfers read all that shit?
  23. ACT LIKE FONZY. How does fonzy act? Fonzy is cool. What i'm saying here is, I have the best of intentions... to share traffic with friendly webmasters and sites. You should probably go into this the same way. If you've got bad intentions and we find out, we'll see your ass blacklisted on every link site we've ever visited. So stay friendly, ok? :)
  24. SOME SITES WONT GET ADDED for various unlisted reasons. I may be in a shitty mood that day. I may have made a mistake. I may have been drunk. I may have hired some outsourced temp to check sites for me. But, above all else, I decide what goes into the list. I may judge my friends differently than you. I may be a prick. This is something you need to consider before you hit submit, allright?
  25. ADDED August 23, 2004 - "FREE" SPONSOR CONTENT is overused. In fact, we even use this to build some of our own sites. What does this mean to you? If you're submitting a site using sponsor content you need to realize we'll genereally only list these sets of pics a couple of times. We cant fill a category full of links of the same pics!
  26. Added August 23, 2004 - We reserve the right to delete any link at any time for any reason. Most links will be deleted after 6 months. This is not a permanent link exchange situation.
  27. Added August 23, 2004 - WE WILL CHECK YOUR DOMAINS OUT. If you submit www.wildbilly.com/Nuts/, we are going to check wildbilly.com out. If we see anything there that's supicious (CP, autoinstallers, etc) there is a fair chance we dont want to do business with you and will not add your link. Sorry its just how we roll.
  28. Added August 23, 2004 - WE REPORT ALL ILLEGAL ACTIVITY to the proper authorities. If you're breaking a law, do NOT submit your site.
  29. Added August 23, 2004 - your site content may not change in any way once you've been reviewed. If your site changes in any way, especially in a way that violates the rules, you'll be added to our blacklist.
  30. Added May 28, 2005 - No sites implying underage status of models will be listed. This includes but is not limited to sites that target the 'borderline underage' target audience. If the models look too young or are marketed to be too young for porn then it will not get listed. This is entirely up to the reviewers discression. If you are trying to make money from ambigious advertising of teen content, rather than assuring your models are above legal age, your sites are not welcome here.
  31. added May 28, 2005 - No 'legal photos of underage models' sites. If the model is in fact under age but the photos are 'legal' they will not be listed. We do not give a SHIT of the legal ramifactions. We here at cfporn do not wish to look at underage models and do not wish to help other people find underage models. Do not submit these types of sites. I'm all for an 22 year old model in pigtails sucking on a lolipop, as long as you point out somewhere on your site that she's legal.
  32. Added May 28, 2005 - It is entirely possible to get every rule on this list correct and still not get listed. Sometimes we dont like the design. Sometimes we do not like the content. Sometimes we may not like the URL, or the title of the site. It is always up to the reviewers discression whether or not the site gets listed. This is your "Catch all" rule.
  33. Added May 28, 2005 - Shitty Content will not get listed. Bad video captures are not content. Tiny pictures are not going to cut it. Grainy undersized photos are not acceptable. Pixelized and awful movies are not going to get listed. If you think your content is shit then it probably is shit and we dont list that kind of shit.
About Your Recip Link and its Placement

 

  1. The page our recip is on (and we're linking to) must include 5 other recips to link lists YOU DONT OWN :) Your link list doesnt count. Its got to be someone we've heard of!
  2. We prefere to appear on the same page as at least one of these link lists: DangerDave, Greenguy, Cleo, Mega Porn Links, Fetish Crawler, JK, Fever, Vulture. Furthermore if I dont recognize at least a couple of the link lists on the page I'm listed with, you probably wont get listed.
  3. Added May 30th, 2005 - Doorway pages are part of the industry but there is a correct way and a incorrect way to build them. Please use a directory structure system for your doorways and not a series of random numbers and letters. Your more likely to be listed with a url that looks like "mysite.com/freesex/sexpics/milf/" than "mysite.com/a35/99/J4f/Sexufkinc/"
  4. Added May 30th, 2005 - It really makes us a lot happier if your url ends with a / instead of a blahblahblah.html page. This can be the deciding factor about getting listed. :(

 

That wasnt too painful was it? Great! Now lets get started!

  1. Make sure you understand the rules!
  2. Grab A Recip!
  3. Put it on your website!
  4. Submit your site here!
  5. Sit back and wait. Perhaps play a video game or two. Spend some time with the kids. Eat a snickers bar. You deserve it!

 

 

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